Incredible India

Bhopal, the capital of our heart land Madhya Pradesh…….what we all people (especially Our Youth) know about Bhopal, just one thing “Bhopal Gas Tragedy”.

2^nd December 1984, that grim day approx of 5000 peoples died on the spot (Countless) & till now this toll squeezes to 20,000. This is our great India…. Where life is so cheap. An astonishing figure looks like a punch line for us. We have no regret at all…… shame on ourselves….. we elect government but we behave like a blind citizen of this country. Our constitution gives us the elite power (A Veto) to select our government & btw we do that thing after every 5 years. We called our country “the largest democratic country in this world.”…….. In democracy every citizen has his opinion but we don’t cash that thing…….Why?????

Even after revolution of IT, we have immense assets to express our views but we don’t…………. We have social networking sites…., Blogs….etc…. this simply implies how stupid we are???? & we don’t care an inch for our country…

Recently, a incident happened in the Gulf of Mexico…..oil spilled in that area which was owned by BP. Whether called it an accident or something else but it cost only 11 persons life (might be). I am not saying that those 11 lives are negotiable but comparing to Bhopal gas tragedy this simply looks micro one. One interesting thing about the incident which happened in Gulf of Mexico is that Barack Obama (Nobel Prize winner for Peace) booked BP for this unusual thing & charged him to pay a sum of $20 billion. This oil spill incident would not harm peoples but it will give a shocker to our surrounding atmosphere. This replicates a lesson to our government.

Government booked Union Carbide Company for the Bhopal Gas tragedy but on the other hand the then company’s CEO Warren Anderson escapes the legal action. It happens only in India. Hey………. Also remember one thing that this was happened way back in 1984, 25 years have passed but no such major decision is been taken up by our government against the culprits. This simply states the symbol of our constitution that how weak we are……….. How this can became so easy to an American Man “Warren Anderson” to escape the law of our country….. This is not done yaar. It is like a mockery of our law & order. Is our government bends because of the pressure of America????

As always what our government says after incidents, “We feel very sorry for those families who suffered & bla-bla-bla……!!!! What the hell man…. It is not that simple. You announce a fund of some million & billion (Compensation) for those suffered peoples….it is like government buying those families by money….(Our life is so cheap). Our government charged or announced the compensation which has to be taken from the Union Carbide Company, a mere $470 million. If we compare this with what American’s demand over oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, reflects the negligence of our government. In Gulf of Mexico’s incident only 11 people died & they demand a sum of $20 billion from BP while in India, a total of 20,000 people died & only $470 million was asked to submit. Even worse than that, the accused has been charged with a low profile sentence by our courts. It is not acceptable. How we expect our country to be in the league of a developed nation. (In Future).

PM called for a meeting of GoM & asked them to submit reports within 10 days. Why our government reacts always late. Why??? Why??? Why? This is a general question asked by every citizen to the government…. Why we found ourselves so weak…..!!!

In India everything seems bit different & hard. I personally feel that this government has some quality in it. I have very much confidence & belief in our constitution also. I think we should unite against this type of social decease & put the onus on the government.

Let’s pray for the victims of Bhopal Gas tragedy…….. (to get justice very soon)

Invisible: Demerits of Girlfriends

Invisible: Demerits of Girlfriends

Demerits of Girlfriends

Restoring deals with ma Girlfriends last Sunday, it is like a win-win situation for me. As maself an alone writer & just like any other employee of Government institute, it’s like being on cloud 9. Past few days, after broke-up with ma Girlfriends, my schedule for days were being eating, smoking, drinking (Na….Kake….nah… not water….its Vodka) & one more thing (one of ma favorite) “Sleeping”.

      Eating junk foods, smoking hard & as I said above drinking vodka with soft drink (name not to be mentioned). Of-course sleeping 10-12 hrs in nights …….somewhere in days, usually in office….keeping maself busy with these activities, I feel very much comfortable. It is like “Jannat”. No phone calls of ma girlfriends & no emotional SMS’s (actually those SMS’s were like emotional blackmailing) hahahaha…… every boyfriend is suffering from that disease…… Is she is blackmailing me or she expressed her true feelings towards me.

    Anyway leave that boring topic of Boyfriend & Girlfriend & ya…. even worse of that Boyfriend, Girlfriend & one more Girlfriend. This seems perfect hell. A hell like situation where a Boyfriend feels himself as a puppet (not that word…… some different “Pawn”)

    A Boy having two Girlfriends is like “Two Bull pulling a cart”. Just ask that cart what does he feel when two giant bull pull him very angrily. That line seems garbage….. isn’t it???? (Fully-Faltu) Raising that point of anger in girlfriends (even more velocity of anger in them)…. They fired multiple questions (even you arrived right on-time) & even worse they do not give any option to answer those questions…… (How can an engineer qualify???)

Q No1 Why you come late???

Q No2 Where was you from past 3 days???

Q No3 Why your phone every time seems busy??

Q No4 Where is your bike???

Q No5 Why you hadn’t shaved today….this is not Saturday!!!!!

Q No6 Why you always wear pink shirt????

     These all questions were fired by ma second Girlfriend…. In first attempt 6 questions back-to-back (Even Rapid fire wound of Coffee with Karan looks better than this…..)

After answering those bully type questions…it’s shopping round…..

Ist Shop:

Ma GF: Room freshener is not upto the mark…. This is not seductive…. How can other person will get the taste of mine…… Baby lets go to another shop!!!!!

Maself: Ok babe…….

IInd Shop:

Ma GF: hey shopkeeper is looking so ugly….even more than you (pointing towards me)…… (Saala jo shopping karwa raha hai usi ki wat laga rahi hai)… Jannu plz next one.

Maself: Again a small Ok.

IIIrd Shop:

Ma GF: hmm…. This one looks better….. few minutes late she asked ….hey why are you staring at these shop-girls… Is they looked better than me???? (with angrily)

Maself: No jaanu….. I was just looking for a girl….. she knows me very well. (before completing the sentence, ma GF interrupted)

Ma GF: How she knows you very well & what do you mean by that word “very well”.

Maself: Oh….baby!!!!! She was just like any other ordinary girl…..”Tum bhi na”…

(Actually I was looking for that girl for one reason……She saw me just an hour before with a girl…… not this one yaar….another one)

I thanked God & said “Bal-bal bach gaye”

IVth Shop:

Ma GF:  This was very much costly yar & you having salary of only 15,000 Rs…… how can you afford baby….. (Saala face pe tamacha……minute-2 pe baijatti)

Maself: hmm…. (Looking here & there, facing downwards)

Then this scenario continues with one shop to another……..& goes on!!!!!!

Finally the streak ends on a shop….. Which shop???? “Of Undergarments”……what a F@#% man…… I was totally black-out….blanked…. she purchased some stuff from there……( I think that was whole-sale shop for those stuffs).

Whatever…. (1500 Rs. Chocked at that day….)

Oh…my God this type of girl & my girlfriend…. How would this talent escaped from me!!!!! That really stuck me at once & I managed a big escape yaar…. A bull-eye experience happened to me……

I had forgotten to introduce you all with ma girlfriend…… “abe sab tum logon ko bata dunga to personal kya reh jyega……” Forget that, I am not going to publish my experience with my first girlfriend…..

But nowadays tables turn opposite to me…..Break-up with both of them…..& finally I can give some effort towards my studies……. Which study!!!!

Study of Flirting…… Books which I read these days are:

“Ladki ko kaise patayen”

“Ladki fasane ke 10 quicj tareeke”

“First date with GF”

“Patni prapt karne ke 25 sutra” etc…….

Invisible: My Silent Movie

Invisible: My Silent Movie

My Silent Movie

Standing alone in the wedding of ma cousin sister, which was held in Kanpur recently, I found maself just like a stupid person. Stupidity of maself tends to the height of the sky. This was simply ridicule. Let me take to you in flashback. It was a scenario of “Tilak ceremony”. Arrangements were very outstanding. We entered in the house….suddenly everybody awakened as all were saying only one thing….. “Aare ladke wale aa gaye hain bhai….” All got activated like a SIM card of a mobile phone. Battery seems fully charged. Then I saw a young beautiful girl walked down from stairs. Waiters started bringing some stuff. I do not know what those things are as I am busy in seeing that girl only. She was simply stunning, wearing pink suit. I was amazed yaar……….in my whole life (still running) I didn’t saw that type of girl.

Getting back to her dressing senses, she was wearing pink suit…..hairs covering little portion of her face & an optical on her eyes….(best suits her)…….. One best part of it was that she has done No make-up….. even with out make-up she was looking gorgeous yaar…… I was totally flat…..

Then after some time our eyes got some contact. It’s like a…scene of Bollywood Movie……..everything stopped at once. I am living in a dream where a song started…which song…….mmmmm…. ya this one…”Suraj hua madham chand dhalne laga, aasma ye hai q pighalne laga…. Kya ye mera pehla-pehla pyar hai”. Suddenly my phone rang…..Oh Shit man…. Entry of a villain….. it was the call of my bhateeja . I thought “Kamine ko bhi issi waqt phone karma tha”. I use Kamina word because he is a big fan of Shahid Kapoor & last year a film “Kaminey” released….. & banged the Box office...(Actually first hit movie of Shahid Kapoor). Luckily, I am having a Chinese phone which you all normally know that battery of these phones are very much below standard & what a coincidence it shows only one brick in that battery meter. So just after 5 minutes of talks it bumped-off ……(switched-off)…..sign of relief. Its is not like that ki I have only one battery, one spare one also but never tried to use that because I don’t anybody to disturb me again. Somehow, that evening passes away seeing each other’s eyes only. Nevertheless, yah…this was the most interesting evening of ma life.


Next day begins with new expectations. That dream again featured in the corresponding night. I was totally plunged in that dream. Now here comes the D-Day……the Wedding Day. The day gone past very quickly just like a flick of a finger. Preparations to attend wedding ceremony were almost completed. However, it took 2-3 hours for women’s to prepare for any wedding. I got very exhausted.


Finally after facing tuff challenges we arrived at the wedding place….. What I saw there, that same girl but this time in “Lehngha”, a traditional dress for girls in wedding type ceremony. Looked more gorgeous than ever before. Fact is that I saw him only a second time but it looks like that we know each other since our childhood. Again, ma eyes struck on her eyes…..it always got hanged. I was pretending to maself that dude…..she is been made for you. Her blue blistering eyes made me mad…. She is behaving like a slow poison, if you got addicted to it your life will gone.

After having dinner (not maself) because I just lost in him & forgotten to eat dinner. Now the film starts…….Staring each other. Film started at 11’o clock & ran up to 7’o clock. Whole night we just stared at each other. It looks like a full-length movie especially a mute picture (of 1930’s) but not in Black & White. It was the first movie of 21st century, released as muted version. No dialogue, no songs only background music (heard only by me) & only two artists.


After being involved in such a movie like that First thing, I learnt that acting is not that tuff. You have to do nothing……. Camera rolling just plays your part…..& became a prominent actor in one night…… (No casting-couch…..hahaha)


Two nights & one full day I spent with her but we do only one thing, staring at each other…… (Bull shit). I just missed the chance to propose her & she missed even bigger than mine did. In the end we separated…..No talk….No walk…..Faisala (Result) on the wedding spot…… SEPERATION


This was my first silent movie….I think in future surely I would chance to act under big banner production….. What about Karan Johar or Ashutosh Gowarikar…..

LETHAL WEAPON "ZERO"

A boy containing age of 15 does not even know about SEX (in the early 90’s) but nowadays it is just a fictitious thing to say that a young boy of age 15 would not know about SEX.

SEX is a word of English alphabet contains only three letters “S”, “E” & “X”. This is not only about those three words it is about life. Nevertheless, I am not going to tell u about life it & I am not going to describe Sex in this blog. This is a simple story of a boy whose life is all about doing stupid things, creating ruckus into others work. He is just equal to ZERO. However, even a zero can create a big difference if we put that Zero behind a finite number. It always increases gravity of that thing if we put one more zero behind that. Even the highest printed Note (A Rupee) of our country Rs 1000 is a dumb thing if we strip off all Zeros from that. It decreases to Rupee 1. What you think that you can buy any stuff from that One Rupee Note……(Fused…Hahahaha)

Generally a Zero is a zero……(Nothing…..DX) in simple language. Its identity is nothing. Let me tell you about the discovery of Zero but why I tell you that….. Because as we all know, Zero is discovered in India. India, a country where all basic (not basic but primary) things have been discovered whether a Culture or Wrestling. Actually many other things also been discovered in India but that list is very long & I do not want to waste my time in counting those things. We Indians discovered many things but did not have the guts to sustain those things in our own country (In fact our culture also). Summarizing above fact that we as a people of our country has not even support our culture yar (Damm F@#%). We always trying to behave as a follower of Western society rather than giving new dimensions to our culture.

Our country has a population of more than 1 billion, securing the second highest position in the world. We did not want to follow our own culture. This is simply ridiculous…… hey do not take it in another way…… I am not criticizing peoples of our country. I am just trying to say that our culture is best among others. So whey we follow others when we have our own. Lots of rubbish I talked above, now getting back to the point………..ZERO.

I love this digit very much because you can do anything with him. As being treated as negligible you cannot expect anything from a ZERO but rather criticizing a ZERO just think about the merits of it. Main feature alias “the deadliest thing” about ZERO is that If we divide any finite number with ZERO…..what happened……Bang On……..It hangs your all formulas, all calculators. This tends to infinite. Hey Have you know what infinite means……..No…..I tell you what this means…..It means DEAD………No life……..totally blank. This is the main feature of ZERO. Have you ever heard about a silent killing digit? I think now I do not have to give that answer. A ZERO is just like the villains of our B’wood movies….. (Gabbar of Sholey, Mugambo of Mr. India etc…etc…). I think all engineering students are going to be satisfied with my views…..not only Engg. students but all those persons who love Mathematics.

Therefore, next time if you found a ZERO does not ignore him. If you ignored that, ZERO it is going to Kill you. Alone digit in Mathematics whose identity is nothing but can be as dangerous as a Nuclear Bomb. Treat ZERO with love otherwise its going to cost you a lot. ZERO is the most destructive digit in this universe. It is not just a number it is a lethal weapon…..

A tribute to ZERO………

The RED CORRIDOR

Starting in 1960, a small revolution of farmers in the co-part of Siliguri called “Naxalbari” located in West Bengal, given the domain of Naxal Movement. In 1967, farmers took weapons against landowners. This movement spread in the state like a fire in the forest. All think tanks & prudent peoples left their homes & institutes to join this revolution. This is not like any other movement of army (same as happened in Bangladesh). It is a simple case of exploitation of farmers, of lower community groups. 20 years after Independence, our farmers were not getting what they want (mainly necessities). As land-owners were behaving like absorbent, exploiting farmers & lower community peoples etc…….. This movement reflects as a big revolution for them as in general language we called it “Shashtra Kranti”.

Where this type of revolution comes from? This is a big question. It was not mere a revolution or a movement of Maoists, this was purely against administration. They learn lessons from the revolution in China of communist party which was been influenced by the views of Marxists, Leninists & Maotsy Tung.

Naxal movements arise in West Bengal but aftermath has evaporated. The main reason behind this that there was not enough forest lands so that planning & training of Maoists cannot perform. Therefore, they choose neighboring states like Andhra Pradesh, Orissa, Chattisgarh, Jharkhand etc. Nowadays these Maoists have better equipments & a good intelligence network. A report published by RAW (Research & Analysis Wing) is that 40% areas are been badly affected by Naxals & in present 20,000 Maoists are in motion.

In its early days, it has been given a total negligence by the government. If at that time our government gives them basic facilities, then neither this type of situation arises nor has administration to do lot of work behind this. Now these days government is facing tuff challenges against Maoists. A revolution which is been named as a simple farmer movement flipped the side & nominated himself as a biggest terrorist threat to our country. Even PM is issuing a statement that Naxal movement is a biggest threat to our integrity. It reflects a grim face of our country; I used grim word because for this movement somehow “our government is responsible.”

Poverty, discrimination & unemployment are the main causes behind this revolution. Government did not given better things to tribunals. It has always been like a living hell for them. What they do…… revolution is the only option for them. Recently in news, Maoists back-to-back blown off a bus carrying civilians & killed 75 CPRF personals. What was all that???? This does not belong to a group of farmer movement’s activity. It is look-a-like a terrorist activity. Our ministers are saying so much but do nothing. Home Ministry said that he is going to use Air force against Maoist but I think it is going to give adverse effect. That is not the right method as in forest civilians also live.

To minimize the effect of Maoists, Government has to be deterrent, use some lethal tactics. There has to be some strategy towards Maoists. Just like AP, where Maoists are now NIL. Other states have to improve the technology what they use against them. I think “Infrastructure” has a better solution for this heinous movement. If government built roads, offices, sanitation etc then it gives better opportunity to those peoples who are unemployed & wanna to join mainline stream. It is not an unmovable task but Yes a difficult task for Government. Government has to build some new strategies towards growing poverty, unemployment etc. It is not like a crash-course, which is going to be completed in 2-3 months. Government has to give its best out of it, some hard work, and dedication towards this & if this all happens in one move………….. “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE”.

Smoking is LIFE

Smoking, ma experience with that word is very familiar. I recover those lost memories when I started smoking, I was so young. Young means not the age of 10 it means when you know the meaning of SEX (usually that age is for those boys who are living in sub-urban areas because in metro cities children containing age of 5 very well knows about SEX).

First I want to tell you about Cigarette, the most promising substance on earth. Normally children are having a tendency to act as a smoker in winter season. Some from those converts themselves to a chain-smoker in real life. First one not the bad habit but converting it into real life affect your life so hard. But don’t to worry about that it’s just a thing (to smoke). Even after the experience of life I can say these lines very fine that Falling in love with a cigarette is far better than falling in love with a girl. You suffer a lot while in love with someone but a cigarette gives u lot of relief. (Ohhh…. What a relief yaar). Even it is also proved by Scientists that After SEX smoke gives you a soothing relief.

We all know that smoking is injurious to health for those who smokes & for non-smokers also. After knowing all this (Actually rubbish for smokers) we smoke often even 10 cigarettes a day). Most Probably 65% People of whole world indulge in smoking/drugs like activities. I am also one of these peoples & I am rather enjoying it very much. Ya I know the demerits of smoking but rather than counting its demerit we have to better understand that why people smoke. Its not just about smoking it is about those people who are attached with the manufacturing of cigarette. We can’t fire them at all…………. It is for their employment yar….. If we don’t smoke how can they put their family & how they give basic necessities to their family? We can’t do this man…… it really hurts man….. We don’t want to see again millions of persons crying for the job….. As being responsible citizen of our country I don’t want my country again on the path of Global Slowdown.

By the way majority is with us because as I said earlier that 65% people are in the activity of smoking, so why we just bother for those 35%. I have a simple solution for those persons just convert them to smokers. (Hahahaha……). Smoking cures all your pain, gives you lots of relief & also gives you power to understand life. Who says Smoking doesn’t have merits it has many merits. A source of wide income for our Government, they cost lots of tax via this. (Fucked ass hole)

While writing this blog I was in immense pain............. I tell you why as I wasted my lovely 2 hours for writing the blog & the main reason for my pain is that I missed my 2 cigarettes. (Damm Fuck man) Well I think 1 Cig/Hr is good for health. Don't take is seriously yar....... I am just kidding!!!!!!!! It really hurts you so while smoking just smoke with care....... who knows "Kal Ho Na Ho".

I, usually smoke with ma friend.... Ma friend (Office Frnd) usually doesn't smoke but I made him a Chain-smoker..... (Log thik hi kehte hain Sangat ka asar hai). Peoples who says these thing actually said this for ma friend. They think that ma friend is "Harami" but they won't see the other portion of the picture. Actually I made him Chain-smoker........ (Fully-Fucked...hahahaha)

That is life....... People just see what you wants to show them...... (Clean-Sweep for me)...

I think that's enough for the insanity of maself...... I am What I am

This blog is for all those Rascals who are Chain-Smoker......
Keep Smoking & in the last "Fuck Off Smoking"