Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Smoking is LIFE


Smoking, ma experience with that word is very familiar. I recover those lost memories when I started smoking, I was so young. Young means not the age of 10 it means when you know the meaning of SEX (usually that age is for those boys who are living in sub-urban areas because in metro cities children containing age of 5 very well knows about SEX).

First I want to tell you about Cigarette, the most promising substance on earth. Normally children are having a tendency to act as a smoker in winter season. Some from those converts themselves to a chain-smoker in real life. First one not the bad habit but converting it into real life affect your life so hard. But don’t to worry about that it’s just a thing (to smoke). Even after the experience of life I can say these lines very fine that Falling in love with a cigarette is far better than falling in love with a girl. You suffer a lot while in love with someone but a cigarette gives u lot of relief. (Ohhh…. What a relief yaar). Even it is also proved by Scientists that After SEX smoke gives you a soothing relief.

We all know that smoking is injurious to health for those who smokes & for non-smokers also. After knowing all this (Actually rubbish for smokers) we smoke often even 10 cigarettes a day). Most Probably 65% People of whole world indulge in smoking/drugs like activities. I am also one of these peoples & I am rather enjoying it very much. Ya I know the demerits of smoking but rather than counting its demerit we have to better understand that why people smoke. Its not just about smoking it is about those people who are attached with the manufacturing of cigarette. We can’t fire them at all…………. It is for their employment yar….. If we don’t smoke how can they put their family & how they give basic necessities to their family? We can’t do this man…… it really hurts man….. We don’t want to see again millions of persons crying for the job….. As being responsible citizen of our country I don’t want my country again on the path of Global Slowdown.

By the way majority is with us because as I said earlier that 65% people are in the activity of smoking, so why we just bother for those 35%. I have a simple solution for those persons just convert them to smokers. (Hahahaha……). Smoking cures all your pain, gives you lots of relief & also gives you power to understand life. Who says Smoking doesn’t have merits it has many merits. A source of wide income for our Government, they cost lots of tax via this. (Fucked ass hole)

While writing this blog I was in immense pain............. I tell you why as I wasted my lovely 2 hours for writing the blog & the main reason for my pain is that I missed my 2 cigarettes. (Damm Fuck man) Well I think 1 Cig/Hr is good for health. Don't take is seriously yar....... I am just kidding!!!!!!!! It really hurts you so while smoking just smoke with care....... who knows "Kal Ho Na Ho".

I, usually smoke with ma friend.... Ma friend (Office Frnd) usually doesn't smoke but I made him a Chain-smoker..... (Log thik hi kehte hain Sangat ka asar hai). Peoples who says these thing actually said this for ma friend. They think that ma friend is "Harami" but they won't see the other portion of the picture. Actually I made him Chain-smoker........ (Fully-Fucked...hahahaha)

That is life....... People just see what you wants to show them...... (Clean-Sweep for me)...

I think that's enough for the insanity of maself...... I am What I am

This blog is for all those Rascals who are Chain-Smoker......
Keep Smoking & in the last "Fuck Off Smoking"

9 comments:

- The Virgin Author! said...

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking!

Mag[m] said...

well said dude.....

smoking rocks.... but after sometime the phrase converts in FUCK OFF SMOKING

DX said...

@The Virgin Author!- ya dude.... every1, might be

Ashesh Raghav said...

Totally disagree !!

Dig into Juvenilia at
http://asheshraghav.blogspot.com/2010/06/id-smoke.html

DX said...

every one has his opinion....
I have my own dude!!!!
anyway... "Smoking is injurious to health"

kanika said...

hmmmmmmmmm........smoking is injurious 2 health it work as slow poison 4 life n relations.........

Sourav said...

Smokers are no quitters, you have a company in me! Awesome post dude!

Stranger said...

@Kunika: ya Smoking is injurious!!

@Sourav: ya sure dude... Smoking rocks!!

Geeta Singh said...

SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH coughingg :O because i hate passive smoking :X

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