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Saturday, June 12, 2010
Standing alone in the wedding of ma cousin sister, which was held in Kanpur recently, I found maself just like a stupid person. Stupidity of maself tends to the height of the sky. This was simply ridicule. Let me take to you in flashback. It was a scenario of “Tilak ceremony”. Arrangements were very outstanding. We entered in the house….suddenly everybody awakened as all were saying only one thing….. “Aare ladke wale aa gaye hain bhai….” All got activated like a SIM card of a mobile phone. Battery seems fully charged. Then I saw a young beautiful girl walked down from stairs. Waiters started bringing some stuff. I do not know what those things are as I am busy in seeing that girl only. She was simply stunning, wearing pink suit. I was amazed yaar……….in my whole life (still running) I didn’t saw that type of girl.
Getting back to her dressing senses, she was wearing pink suit…..hairs covering little portion of her face & an optical on her eyes….(best suits her)…….. One best part of it was that she has done No make-up….. even with out make-up she was looking gorgeous yaar…… I was totally flat…..
Then after some time our eyes got some contact. It’s like a…scene of Bollywood Movie……..everything stopped at once. I am living in a dream where a song started…which song…….mmmmm…. ya this one…”Suraj hua madham chand dhalne laga, aasma ye hai q pighalne laga…. Kya ye mera pehla-pehla pyar hai”. Suddenly my phone rang…..Oh Shit man…. Entry of a villain….. it was the call of my bhateeja . I thought “Kamine ko bhi issi waqt phone karma tha”. I use Kamina word because he is a big fan of Shahid Kapoor & last year a film “Kaminey” released….. & banged the Box office...(Actually first hit movie of Shahid Kapoor). Luckily, I am having a Chinese phone which you all normally know that battery of these phones are very much below standard & what a coincidence it shows only one brick in that battery meter. So just after 5 minutes of talks it bumped-off ……(switched-off)…..sign of relief. Its is not like that ki I have only one battery, one spare one also but never tried to use that because I don’t anybody to disturb me again. Somehow, that evening passes away seeing each other’s eyes only. Nevertheless, yah…this was the most interesting evening of ma life.
Next day begins with new expectations. That dream again featured in the corresponding night. I was totally plunged in that dream. Now here comes the D-Day……the Wedding Day. The day gone past very quickly just like a flick of a finger. Preparations to attend wedding ceremony were almost completed. However, it took 2-3 hours for women’s to prepare for any wedding. I got very exhausted.
Finally after facing tuff challenges we arrived at the wedding place….. What I saw there, that same girl but this time in “Lehngha”, a traditional dress for girls in wedding type ceremony. Looked more gorgeous than ever before. Fact is that I saw him only a second time but it looks like that we know each other since our childhood. Again, ma eyes struck on her eyes…..it always got hanged. I was pretending to maself that dude…..she is been made for you. Her blue blistering eyes made me mad…. She is behaving like a slow poison, if you got addicted to it your life will gone.
After having dinner (not maself) because I just lost in him & forgotten to eat dinner. Now the film starts…….Staring each other. Film started at 11’o clock & ran up to 7’o clock. Whole night we just stared at each other. It looks like a full-length movie especially a mute picture (of 1930’s) but not in Black & White. It was the first movie of 21st century, released as muted version. No dialogue, no songs only background music (heard only by me) & only two artists.
After being involved in such a movie like that First thing, I learnt that acting is not that tuff. You have to do nothing……. Camera rolling just plays your part…..& became a prominent actor in one night…… (No casting-couch…..hahaha)
Two nights & one full day I spent with her but we do only one thing, staring at each other…… (Bull shit). I just missed the chance to propose her & she missed even bigger than mine did. In the end we separated…..No talk….No walk…..Faisala (Result) on the wedding spot…… SEPERATION
This was my first silent movie….I think in future surely I would chance to act under big banner production….. What about Karan Johar or Ashutosh Gowarikar…..
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Starting in 1960, a small revolution of farmers in the co-part of Siliguri called “Naxalbari” located in
Where this type of revolution comes from? This is a big question. It was not mere a revolution or a movement of Maoists, this was purely against administration. They learn lessons from the revolution in
Naxal movements arise in
In its early days, it has been given a total negligence by the government. If at that time our government gives them basic facilities, then neither this type of situation arises nor has administration to do lot of work behind this. Now these days government is facing tuff challenges against Maoists. A revolution which is been named as a simple farmer movement flipped the side & nominated himself as a biggest terrorist threat to our country. Even PM is issuing a statement that Naxal movement is a biggest threat to our integrity. It reflects a grim face of our country; I used grim word because for this movement somehow “our government is responsible.”
Poverty, discrimination & unemployment are the main causes behind this revolution. Government did not given better things to tribunals. It has always been like a living hell for them. What they do…… revolution is the only option for them. Recently in news, Maoists back-to-back blown off a bus carrying civilians & killed 75 CPRF personals. What was all that???? This does not belong to a group of farmer movement’s activity. It is look-a-like a terrorist activity. Our ministers are saying so much but do nothing. Home Ministry said that he is going to use Air force against Maoist but I think it is going to give adverse effect. That is not the right method as in forest civilians also live.
To minimize the effect of Maoists, Government has to be deterrent, use some lethal tactics. There has to be some strategy towards Maoists. Just like AP, where Maoists are now NIL. Other states have to improve the technology what they use against them. I think “Infrastructure” has a better solution for this heinous movement. If government built roads, offices, sanitation etc then it gives better opportunity to those peoples who are unemployed & wanna to join mainline stream. It is not an unmovable task but Yes a difficult task for Government. Government has to build some new strategies towards growing poverty, unemployment etc. It is not like a crash-course, which is going to be completed in 2-3 months. Government has to give its best out of it, some hard work, and dedication towards this & if this all happens in one move………….. “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE”.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Smoking, ma experience with that word is very familiar. I recover those lost memories when I started smoking, I was so young. Young means not the age of 10 it means when you know the meaning of SEX (usually that age is for those boys who are living in sub-urban areas because in metro cities children containing age of 5 very well knows about SEX).
First I want to tell you about Cigarette, the most promising substance on earth. Normally children are having a tendency to act as a smoker in winter season. Some from those converts themselves to a chain-smoker in real life. First one not the bad habit but converting it into real life affect your life so hard. But don’t to worry about that it’s just a thing (to smoke). Even after the experience of life I can say these lines very fine that Falling in love with a cigarette is far better than falling in love with a girl. You suffer a lot while in love with someone but a cigarette gives u lot of relief. (Ohhh…. What a relief yaar). Even it is also proved by Scientists that After SEX smoke gives you a soothing relief.
We all know that smoking is injurious to health for those who smokes & for non-smokers also. After knowing all this (Actually rubbish for smokers) we smoke often even 10 cigarettes a day). Most Probably 65% People of whole world indulge in smoking/drugs like activities. I am also one of these peoples & I am rather enjoying it very much. Ya I know the demerits of smoking but rather than counting its demerit we have to better understand that why people smoke. Its not just about smoking it is about those people who are attached with the manufacturing of cigarette. We can’t fire them at all…………. It is for their employment yar….. If we don’t smoke how can they put their family & how they give basic necessities to their family? We can’t do this man…… it really hurts man….. We don’t want to see again millions of persons crying for the job….. As being responsible citizen of our country I don’t want my country again on the path of Global Slowdown.
By the way majority is with us because as I said earlier that 65% people are in the activity of smoking, so why we just bother for those 35%. I have a simple solution for those persons just convert them to smokers. (Hahahaha……). Smoking cures all your pain, gives you lots of relief & also gives you power to understand life. Who says Smoking doesn’t have merits it has many merits. A source of wide income for our Government, they cost lots of tax via this. (Fucked ass hole)
While writing this blog I was in immense pain............. I tell you why as I wasted my lovely 2 hours for writing the blog & the main reason for my pain is that I missed my 2 cigarettes. (Damm Fuck man) Well I think 1 Cig/Hr is good for health. Don't take is seriously yar....... I am just kidding!!!!!!!! It really hurts you so while smoking just smoke with care....... who knows "Kal Ho Na Ho".
I, usually smoke with ma friend.... Ma friend (Office Frnd) usually doesn't smoke but I made him a Chain-smoker..... (Log thik hi kehte hain Sangat ka asar hai). Peoples who says these thing actually said this for ma friend. They think that ma friend is "Harami" but they won't see the other portion of the picture. Actually I made him Chain-smoker........ (Fully-Fucked...hahahaha)
That is life....... People just see what you wants to show them...... (Clean-Sweep for me)...
I think that's enough for the insanity of maself...... I am What I am
This blog is for all those Rascals who are Chain-Smoker......
Keep Smoking & in the last "Fuck Off Smoking"
Saturday, May 22, 2010
We as a person don’t even know that life is going to be so tough for us. It is a story of three boys whose companionship defines the status that How much “Kamina” we are. I use that word often times because this best suits us. We as a friend make every thing perfect but as individual person, we are nothing.
Last year a picture released named “3 idiots”. Ruled Box office & still ruling, actually “Is movie ne Bollywood ki pichle sabhi movies ki le li”. That film touched many persons heart & opens eyes of Government in the aspect of education. People started living in 3 idiots as Ranchod Das Chanchad. We started saying that “Aal Izz Well” but we don’t even know ki Aal Izz always NOT Well.
First I would like to acknowledge an idiot Girish alias Yodhistir. He is a man of himself, completely isolated from others. Matter of fact is this that he is not different from others but destiny makes him a different person. People are having Sathe-Sati of Shani but he makes it permanent for him. Actually his favorite God is SHANI DEV………. (God Bless him). The most damaged person in this world can’t make bigger than this.
He is a true fighter with destiny, always loses. Whenever he fights with destiny always break some part of his body. Recently he recovered from a fatal accident in which he broken his left hand. Likewise in the past he broke his right leg. Interesting part in both accidents is that the person sitting behind got no injury (clean sweep). First accident occurred with Manish alias Manu (A Stranger) & second with me (Mr. Invisible). Many other mishaps were also occurred with him but above both accidents were fatal in comparison with others.
Getting personal with him, I just want to inform you that he is a big fan of Movies specially 26. He doesn’t smoke, drink & any other rubbish things except watching 26. “Saala wo wali movie dekhne ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hai.” One good thing about him is that he is a very good cook. He know all dishes except non-veg which we love the most. Dost hamara hai lekin hamri pasandida cheeje banana aata hi nai hai. L@#% hai ekdum.
Anyway i must say that He is our best friend...... very caring, "dar Ma@#%-c@#%", "ekdum L@#%", Chain-watcher of 26. Struggling for job & trying hard & I am sure he would get that thing what he want!!!!!!!!! Never fall in love with anyone (I think interested in Male persons)
Love u Yodhistir....
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Friendship has no limitations. Someone has said very fine lines that two opposite genders could never became friends means if you find a girl who is your best friend can’t became your friend either she is going to your better half or its going to be your uncompleted love story. But in ma life I found a very sweet little angel who became ma friend actually among my best frndz. It is not the first time that I have a female friend (that is different that none one them know each other because I maintain a long difference between each of them). “One Women man at a time.” That’s ma favorite tag-line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is different from others. She is complete package of whatever we called in life “good things”. Actually in life she suffered a lot, always fighting with life & always victorious (every time she sets a new record). Undisputed champion of life “An Ultimate Warrior”
I dedicate this short story to ma that friend who shared ma all good & bad things, always standing behind me whenever I want him (with a stick also). She is a perfect doll just a sweet heart to me, very true, kind-hearted & always ready to help others even those whom she didn’t know personally.
Getting back to the point, she is very emotional also even sometimes I got irritated. Suffering from dehydration…………. I tell you why as being a emotional person, you always found some drops of water flowing down from her eyes. In her office you can see a river flowing beside him…… one very important factor of her is that anger is always on her nose that’s why her nose is always red. If you found yourself in front of him then it is dam sure that you have to meet an orthopedic in the evening.
Apart from all those qualities she is a true friend, sophisticated, always stand by on what she wants in her life, just loves her family more than anything, very talented girl. I called him “Meaow” because of the innocence she have in herself. Hey have u seen a cute little kitten she is just same as that, gives you always happiness & takes all sorrows of your life. In our school days I used to pull her plaits (look-alike Poonch of Gai) that time I didn’t understand that in future we are going to share a strong on-hold relationship which will never going to be broken.
But yup I have to accept that we grown up a-lot. I admire him a-lot because she always reminds me that struggle is a part of life, destiny has to play its role in life…… its on you that how you deal life in your own way……
Wish you a very happy life…..dear!!
Tuesday, April 13, 2010