Sunday, June 20, 2010

Demerits of Girlfriends

Restoring deals with ma Girlfriends last Sunday, it is like a win-win situation for me. As maself an alone writer & just like any other employee of Government institute, it’s like being on cloud 9. Past few days, after broke-up with ma Girlfriends, my schedule for days were being eating, smoking, drinking (Na….Kake….nah… not water….its Vodka) & one more thing (one of ma favorite) “Sleeping”.
      Eating junk foods, smoking hard & as I said above drinking vodka with soft drink (name not to be mentioned). Of-course sleeping 10-12 hrs in nights …….somewhere in days, usually in office….keeping maself busy with these activities, I feel very much comfortable. It is like Jannat. No phone calls of ma girlfriends & no emotional SMS’s (actually those SMS’s were like emotional blackmailing) hahahaha…… every boyfriend is suffering from that disease…… Is she is blackmailing me or she expressed her true feelings towards me.

    Anyway leave that boring topic of Boyfriend & Girlfriend & ya…. even worse of that Boyfriend, Girlfriend & one more Girlfriend. This seems perfect hell. A hell like situation where a Boyfriend feels himself as a puppet (not that word…… some different “Pawn”)

    A Boy having two Girlfriends is like “Two Bull pulling a cart”. Just ask that cart what does he feel when two giant bull pull him very angrily. That line seems garbage….. isn’t it???? (Fully-Faltu) Raising that point of anger in girlfriends (even more velocity of anger in them)…. They fired multiple questions (even you arrived right on-time) & even worse they do not give any option to answer those questions…… (How can an engineer qualify???)

Q No1 Why you come late???

Q No2 Where was you from past 3 days???

Q No3 Why your phone every time seems busy??

Q No4 Where is your bike???

Q No5 Why you hadn’t shaved today….this is not Saturday!!!!!

Q No6 Why you always wear pink shirt????

     These all questions were fired by ma second Girlfriend…. In first attempt 6 questions back-to-back (Even Rapid fire wound of Coffee with Karan looks better than this…..)
After answering those bully type questions…it’s shopping round…..
Ist Shop:
Ma GF: Room freshener is not upto the mark…. This is not seductive…. How can other person will get the taste of mine…… Baby lets go to another shop!!!!!
Maself: Ok babe…….

IInd Shop:

Ma GF: hey shopkeeper is looking so ugly….even more than you (pointing towards me)…… (Saala jo shopping karwa raha hai usi ki wat laga rahi hai)… Jannu plz next one.
Maself: Again a small Ok.

IIIrd Shop:

Ma GF: hmm…. This one looks better….. few minutes late she asked ….hey why are you staring at these shop-girls… Is they looked better than me???? (with angrily)

Maself: No jaanu….. I was just looking for a girl….. she knows me very well. (before completing the sentence, ma GF interrupted)

Ma GF: How she knows you very well & what do you mean by that word “very well”.

Maself: Oh….baby!!!!! She was just like any other ordinary girl…..”Tum bhi na”
(Actually I was looking for that girl for one reason……She saw me just an hour before with a girl…… not this one yaar….another one)
I thanked God & said “Bal-bal bach gaye”

IVth Shop:

Ma GF:  This was very much costly yar & you having salary of only 15,000 Rs…… how can you afford baby….. (Saala face pe tamacha……minute-2 pe baijatti)
Maself: hmm…. (Looking here & there, facing downwards)

Then this scenario continues with one shop to another……..& goes on!!!!!!

Finally the streak ends on a shop….. Which shop???? “Of Undergarments”……what a F@#% man…… I was totally black-out….blanked…. she purchased some stuff from there……( I think that was whole-sale shop for those stuffs).

Whatever…. (1500 Rs. Chocked at that day….)

Oh…my God this type of girl & my girlfriend…. How would this talent escaped from me!!!!! That really stuck me at once & I managed a big escape yaar…. A bull-eye experience happened to me……

I had forgotten to introduce you all with ma girlfriend…… “abe sab tum logon ko bata dunga to personal kya reh jyega……” Forget that, I am not going to publish my experience with my first girlfriend…..

But nowadays tables turn opposite to me…..Break-up with both of them…..& finally I can give some effort towards my studies……. Which study!!!!
Study of Flirting…… Books which I read these days are:
“Ladki ko kaise patayen”

“Ladki fasane ke 10 quicj tareeke”

“First date with GF”

“Patni prapt karne ke 25 sutra” etc…….

7 comments:

Mag[m] said...

hahahaha..... mind blowing dude...

looks like u suffered alot with gf ...looks like an autobiography...humorous one

DX said...

v all knw dis dude.........
v both suffered d same!!!!!!
hahahaha

Kiran said...

Jitna dimag Girls pe lagate ho....utnaa padai me lagaao...tabhi achhi naukri milegi....aur tabhi achhi ladki milegi...!!!

DX said...

oh.... free ki advice mat do....
hm jahan bhi jate hain ladkiyan khud-bakhud aa jati hain....
ohir chahe padai ho ya ladai, hamesha top pe rehte hain!!!!

nikita said...

haha..
hehe..

really funny !!!

betaaa,do do gf banoge to ye hi hoga na

:) :)

kanika said...

urs "aapbitti" is humurous n hillarious too........by d way d question round is d"janam sidh adhikar of d gf"....waise after 2 gf i think u have understood tht....arre haan congratulations 4 d azadi........continue it...

Maun Vision said...

great , but i think you shud not read patni prapt karne wali book.
or you shud read a divorce prapt karne wali book before that.

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